honestly though i feel like “surrealist jock” completely encompasses every comment anyone’s ever made about my personality
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
i love that you are the second person to instantly associate me with this post omg
do you mean like the muggleborn stuff or just…the cast in the 00s? the 90s were not that far off people we can relax on ‘modern aus’ the series is like 15 years old??
the muggleborn stuff mostly? Like…woo stale pop culture references couched in wacky hogwarts shenanigans
i don’t really…see the appeal….i am fun crusher, crusher of fun
every time i see a harry potter modern au headcanon post i go “ugh” audibly and scroll past as quickly as i can
what have you people done to me, to make me hate harry potter so
she had curves in all the right places, and all the left places, also, and in places forgotten by time, and in places known only by dwarven scholars
The curves betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some curves that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend, legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, those curves passed out of all knowledge.
Locke Lamora, Miles Vorkosigan and Moist von Lipwig are all swapped. By the time they get back to their home worlds, the Dendarii are startlingly in the black, the Gentlemen Bastards have incorporated into a locally beloved and totally crooked local bank with no PR problems, and the Post Office has accidentally conquered two small Hubwards countries.
OH MY GOD
- littlefinger: chaos isn't a pit, it's a ladder
- varys: but do you know what is a pit
- some bards: *start playing a pop punk version of the rains of castamere*
- varys: *starts moshing*
- littlefinger: *starts moshing*
the best part about coming back from rural romania/backwoods maine is that i live right by the airport so now every time i hear a plane coming in overhead i freak the heck out
yetanotherknitter ha respondido a tu publicación “hi guys i’m back in the land of the living romania was cool and…”
oh gosh have I missed you
me too!!! i’m already bored and sweaty, hang out with me (that’s my sales pitch)