I refuse to read this paper over again so hopefully i managed to delete all my brainstorming paragraphs that start out with “ok ok so what’s the haps with US imperialism”
if not, i guess my professor’s gonna have a fun weekend!
Jeff: Look, eventually you hit a point of diminishing returns on the sexiness.
Annie: What’s a deminiminmeghh?
I know what my paper’s gonna be about and it’s gonna be a good paper and now i should probably stop rolling around and groaning and write this thing instead
if i do experience a makeup renaissance you can all look forward to posts about me fucking up my makeup horribly
also sigh is it really worth it if i’m gonna be wearin glasses all day
the hard questions
i had too much caffeine today and now i feel like i am going to vibrate apart and die
i would eat but i’m too busy gazing into the abyss
i’m feeling like it might be time for me to get back into makeup?
like i dunno back when i used to wear makeup it was very much about having an insanely standardized routine to make myself look acceptable for the day but…nahhhhh
now i’m more feelin the ridiculously red lips and crazy eyebrows and so forth
it’s such a money sink though and i don’t want to fall back into that gross mindset of “can’t go outside without my makeup on”
Q:lol forget it i think i was drunk when i sent that message anyway, i don't really care either! bye
sweet. the epic saga concludes
and i was REALLY HOPING that inbox notification was going to be someone asking about Upper Paleolithic burial ornamentation!!!! smdh
good rule of thumb for anonymous tumblr compliments: if it’s something your distant aunt would say at a yearly family reunion, it probably doesn’t need to be said